From the wire services today:
Oct 16, 11:27 AM EDT
Marines host mixed martial arts event barred in SC
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- South Carolina authorities say a mixed martial arts contest set for this weekend on Parris Island would be illegal off federal property.
Jim Knight of the South Carolina Athletic Commission said the agency will inform the Marine Corps that state law bans such events. The event set for Saturday costs $20 per person.
A Marine Corps spokesman said its lawyers have looked into the event and found no problem with it, adding it will boost morale among young Marines.
Republican state Sen. Jake Knotts of West Columbia sponsored a bill in May to legalize the sport, which combines elements of karate, judo, jujitsu and kickboxing. But it never got out of committee.
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This is the dumbest, most disturbing - but at the same time, the funniest thing I've read all week.
In a state that's facing major budget cuts because its elected officials do not have enough sense to maintain a healthy reserve fund during good times to get us through the bad time, some are worried that U.S. Marines stationed at Parris Island might be fighting.
To borrow a comment from SSHM ... stupid, stupid, stupid.
Just a note to those who think what Marines do at Parris Island falls under STATE law - it's illegal to practice with automatic weapons, artillery and other ordnance off-base too. Chill out. They're big, strong boys and girls under close supervision. They'll be fine. 

