Speaking of the British, Scratchy, did you know "Old Scratch" is a British term for Satan himself?
If that's why you thought your presence may be alarming ... well, maybe it is, but not to Ol' JDTippett.
See, I was married to Satan's sister for more than seven years, and she gave me some of her old homeplace every single day of those years.
If Satan and I ever wind up in court, it'll take a team of surveyors a year or two to sort it out, but I think I'll come out ahead. I mean, that woman gave me a LOT of hell in those seven years. [image]Enough niceties. On to more important things.
-jdtippett
Hahahaha. I did know that actually. Oh, the stories I could tell......
But this is no place for that. I'm terribly sorry to hear of your misfortune. At least you have a sense of humor about it though. You know what they say... Whatever doesn't kill you....
