Political Funnies & Satire
X, Citizen's avatar at the moment is the red circle with the diagonal slash meaning "Not allowed" and a drawing of a bull dropping a souvenir. TRANSLATION: No BS Allowed. Just a crude cartoon. No big deal if is showed up once here, but it shows on every one of his posts.
-jdtippett
Oh. Well yea I understand what it means, but I don't really think it's offending anyone. I have to admit though, it doesn't really fit in here, considering a lot of the subject matter. lol
Doesn't really bother me either. I have a copy of the same image in a frame next to my desk.
This is a community forum. If nobody else is bothered by it, then never mind. Carry on.
Too many other things to be "offended" by besides an Avatar. I mean, have you been reading these posts??? You'd think they loved Joey P. or something.
Who wants Larger font?
Who wants Larger font?
Who wants Larger font?
How big do you want it?
Or How small?
Please, let's not go with larger fonts unless you're talking about just headlines. It already takes forever to scroll through a page without having 24-point body text. You just have to know somebody here would abuse that feature on Day One. 
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IS THIS A PHOTO FROM RICK DRIVER'S LATEST LUNCHEON AT 'OLDEN CORRAL?
sorry I was just
oh well acting my IQ 
The Rush Against Freedom
Read more about it ...
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/21/limbaugh-foia-bush/
Dick Cheney's Guide To The Nation
BREAKING NEWS:
Vice President Dick Cheney explains why he bought the new The Nation Guide to the Nation.
Read more about this at The Nation website.
http://www.thenation.com/section/nation-guide-to-the-nation
~ SAVE OUR PRISONS ~[media]
After Obama signed an executive order to close Guantanamo Bay,
Republicans vow to fight to save our prisons from terrorists.
[media]
-citizen1
I am all for them being put in the general population. There will be no need for long expensive trials but it will be a life sentence. Even prisoners have standards.
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at The White House in Washington D.C.
One is from New Jersey, another from Alabama and the third, from Florida. They go with a White House Official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Alabama contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Alabama to fix the fence"
"Done!", replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how it all works!
an oldie but goodie...
When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going.
When he got there he didn't know where he was.
And it was all done on a government grant.
Lest we ever forget
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IF you need a lift this morning, visit
http://www.politicalcartoons.com/cartoon/c1037eae-4fd6-49ce-85d6-ed3347dd20c9.html
