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What's wrong, or right, with the below slogan ???

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Ummm, the rainbow in the background has the colors in the wrong order?....no, wait, I know....if-then clauses should be separated by a comma....ah, hahaha, this is a trick question.....sans-serif fonts are for heterosexual slogans only.

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This just in... Pastor Rick Warren out of inaugural; Rev. Jeremiah Wright to take his place..

Film at 11:00

JK!

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I think the reason most African Americans voted in favor of Prop 8 is because they are one of the most religious communities in this country and most Christian churches believe that homosexuality is wrong because they think that is what the Bible tells them. Of course, most Christians have not read the book in its entirety, but that is for another discussion. Some of us believe that homosexuality, or sexuality in general, is not a choice but a product of biology. I don't care what people want to call it. I just want to see long term, same sex couples have the right to be joined in a union that gives them the same legal standing as heterosexual couples. And for the record, I held Obama accountable for Jeremiah Wright when it first happened. I always thought that if a pastor spews hate from the pulpit, you should get up and leave, not be married there and raise your children there. This is why I left the church, well that and taking seminary classes and studying Biblical languages. It's amazing how quickly you start realizing your Holy Book has some major issues. It is also really interesting to me that heterosexuals claim to be protecting the sacred institution of marriage from homosexuality, and yet, almost everyone I know has been divorced at least once. Maybe we should protect it from ourselves first. Maybe allowing people who have been denied the privilege of marriage have a chance at it will inspire all of us? Maybe my boy will finally make an honest woman out of me? ;)

Yeah I just realized what we were posting under, and I think citizen finally hit a nerve with his/her satire. ;)

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Let me see if I follow you here, Virginia.

A. You say the African-American community is one of the most religious communities in the country;

B. The African-American community in California voted overwhelming IN FAVOR OF Proposition 8, and consistently vote against same-sex marriage in other states.

C. You say people who oppose same-sex marriage on religious grounds are "hateful" and "homophobic."

ERGO (I think that's Latin, maybe, or Greek), does that mean you just called the African-American community in America homophobic and hateful?

VIRGINIA! How politically incorrect! Surprised

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Not the entire African American community, that's like saying all Southern white people are racist. But I don't understand a group of people who have been oppressed turning around and oppressing someone else.

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"Oppressed?" How ?

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But I don't understand a group of people who have been oppressed turning around and oppressing someone else.

-ibvirginia

Virginia, maybe this Kris Kristofferson song will put it all in perspective for you. It was one of my favorite songs back before I got edjukated and became a Republican who values all viewpoints: Innocent

Jesus Was A Capricorn

Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic foods.
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes.
Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends.
Reckon they'd just nail him up if He come down again.

'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at any time they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.

Get back, John!

Egg Head's cousin Red Neck's cussin' hippies for their hair.
Others laugh at straights who laugh at freaks who laugh at squares.
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the klan.
Most of us hate anything that we don't understand.

'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at any time they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.

Help yourself, brother.
Help yourself, Gentlemen.
Help yourself Reverend.

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"Oppressed?" How ?

Sorry that wasn't a clear sentence. I was refering to the African American community being oppressed.

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Do you believe that the African American community is being oppressed presently? I do believe that in our history there was oppression prior to and during slavery and years to follow. Is there current oppression?

Keep in mind, there are corners of the globe where Christians are being oppressed, even killed.

Worldwide, Christians stand against oppression in all forms.

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Of course there is still racial oppression. It is so much better than in the past, but it still exists. I sat at a table at a restaurant last week while these rednecks played a song on a cell phone for one another that I can only guess was entitled "Kill All the N****rs" because that was the primary refrain. We have a possible head of the Republican party, not an ignorant redneck in a restaurant, sending out CDs with a song about our president elect called "Barack the Magic Negro." There is blatant racism everytime you turn on talk radio. I shopped with a friend's adopted bi-racial child recently and had 3 people come up to tell me how shameful it was that I had had a child of another race...in 2008!!

I agree that Christians are being oppressed in places in the world, and I think that is terrible and wrong. But again, why would a group that is oppressed and has been oppressed turn around when they are in the majority in this country and become the oppressor. Why are Christians not the ones fighting for freedom and tolerance? Why do my rights have to be trampled for someone elses morality?

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AH! Virginia, your taking yourself way too seriously. First there is not a group of people in this country who have not experienced some kind of ethnic or religious biased some time or another anywhere in the world. Secondly there is still biased feelings against people all over the world. Even you have your little quirks, it shows everytime you write about gays or Christians or conservatives. Every single person has some kind of predjudice. The problem now is everyone is so damned concerned about being politically correct that no one is allowed to have a feelng one way or another. That just causes a lot of  mixed up people with no convictions of any kind and if they do have a conviction about anything they are called biased or racisists or some other nasty name.

I have a feeling that one of the things wrong now is that not too many people have convictions they are willing to defend.

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Of course there is still racial oppression. It is so much better than in the past, but it still exists. I sat at a table at a restaurant last week while these rednecks played a song on a cell phone for one another that I can only guess was entitled "Kill All the N****rs" because that was the primary refrain. We have a possible head of the Republican party, not an ignorant redneck in a restaurant, sending out CDs with a song about our president elect called "Barack the Magic Negro." There is blatant racism everytime you turn on talk radio. I shopped with a friend's adopted bi-racial child recently and had 3 people come up to tell me how shameful it was that I had had a child of another race...in 2008!!

I agree that Christians are being oppressed in places in the world, and I think that is terrible and wrong. But again, why would a group that is oppressed and has been oppressed turn around when they are in the majority in this country and become the oppressor. Why are Christians not the ones fighting for freedom and tolerance? Why do my rights have to be trampled for someone elses morality?

-ibvirginia

Wow! Things are way worse than I thought. I'm staying out of restaurants, stores and I'm not listening to radio music. Oppression is everywhere.

Why, You'd think MCW picking on Joey Preston for about 10 years was a form of oppression ?

Oppression comes in so many forms..... I'm confused.

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Well, I'm definitely oppressed, but I've been married for so long now that I just accept it as a way of life.

(What? No, no, I'm just joking, hon. No, please, not the ... OW! OW! OW! ... TORTURE! Somebody call the U.N. Human Rights Commission!)

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According to my dictionaries, the definition of oppression is the unjust exercise of power.

Using that, allow me to finish the year noting an oppression that is occurring here in Anderson . And, since I think it fair to assume the City Mayor, Council and Manager are mostly ( probably all ) Christians, it is oppression by Christians.

What else does one call the exercise of power over hapless outside customers of the City’s water utility ?

The arbitrary decision to charge nonvoting outsiders a 100% tax on water in order to subsidize the enfranchised City voters’ tax bill reads like oppression to me.

Or how about the City taking away from new home owners in the water district their right to vote their personal conscience on the matter of annexation of their property ? Sounds like it meets the definition of oppression to me.

Here’s to a New Year free of oppression and depression, both economic and personal---that will never happen. . .

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President Bush is asked about 'rescinding the pardon' of Isaac Toussie, which may be illegal.

Read more about it here ..
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/White_House_cancels_mortgage_fraudsters_pardon_1224.html

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President Bush is asked about 'rescinding the pardon' of Isaac Toussie, which may be illegal.

Read more about it here ..[url]

-citizen1

These faked videos are sooo rediculous.

Happy New Year, one that is free of faked video oppression !

Hey, how about pardons for Barney Frank and Chris Dodd for bringing on the
economic crisis of home mortages via Freddie Mac ?

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"Well, I'm definitely oppressed, but I've been married for so long now that I just accept it as a way of life.
(What? No, no, I'm just joking, hon. No, please, not the ... OW! OW! OW! ... TORTURE! Somebody call the U.N. Human Rights Commission"

My boy thought this was just hilarious. Thanks JD, I almost had him at the courthouse next week. ;p

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These faked videos are sooo rediculous.

Happy New Year, one that is free of faked video oppression !

Hey, how about pardons for Barney Frank and Chris Dodd for bringing on theeconomic crisis of home mortages via Freddie Mac ?

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Cool  FYI:  It's called ..   'SATIRE'.

Wink  I'll keep your Demo pardons request in mind.

 

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Gingrich: 'Negro' Song Wrong, Saltsman Should Be Out
Wednesday, December 31, 2008 9:17 AM

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NEW YORK – A senior Republican's distribution of a song titled "Barack the Magic Negro" has triggered a nasty battle for the soul of the struggling party.
Furious debates filled political blogs Tuesday, deepening Republican splits as the party tries to chart a course out of the political wilderness.
Chip Saltsman, campaigning to become chairman of the Republican National Committee, says he sent CDs of the song about President-elect Barack Obama, the first African-American to win the White House, as a joke.
Opponents say the joke proves the Republican Party is badly out of touch.
The song "is a racist, hateful, sophomoric act," one blogger posted on the Politico.com site. "I can't wait until all you ethnic puritan-maniacs are retired, voted out, or six feet under."
Even some prominent Republicans are expressing disquiet.
An online commentator for the National Review magazine, a pillar of U.S. conservatism, attacked Saltsman, saying: "The use of the term 'Negro' in the song rubs me the wrong way."
Newt Gingrich, a former Republican House speaker, told the New York Times that the song was "inappropriate" and said the flap should disqualify Saltsman from consideration as party head.
The song spoofs veteran black activist Al Sharpton supposedly complaining that Obama is not a proper African-American. It has been viewed more than 279,000 times on YouTube.
Set to the theme tune of children's film "Puff the Magic Dragon," the song opens with: "Barack the Magic Negro lives in DC."
The song goes: "The LA Times, they called him that 'cause he's not authentic like me. Yeah, the guy from the LA paper said he makes guilty whites feel good. They'll vote for him, and not for me 'cause he's not from the hood."
Republicans are struggling to recover from their crushing defeat by the Democrats in the November presidential and congressional races — in part because of low support from ethnic minorities.
The wording of the song, particularly the now rare use of the word "Negro," touched on the ultra-sensitive topic of race, an area where Republicans often have been painted as being behind the times.
The Hill newspaper quoted Saltsman as saying he meant to be "light-hearted."
The satirist who wrote the song, Paul Shanklin, accused critics of being "extremely politically correct," McClatchy Newspapers reported Tuesday.
Politico quoted another senior Republican on Tuesday as saying that the whole thing was overblown.
"When I found out what this was about I had to ask, 'boy, what's the big deal here?' because there wasn't any," Mark Ellis, Republican chairman in Maine, said.
Right wing radio king Rush Limbaugh points out that the theme of the song — that whites see Obama as an unthreatening black and therefore electable — refers to a column by a black journalist in the liberal-leaning LA Times.
The March 2007 article by David Ehrenstein was titled "Obama the 'Magic Negro.'"
"It's the left that's the racists. It's the left that looks at people's skin color and doesn't see it for what it should be or what it is. They notice it. They're the ones that are racists out there," Limbaugh fumes in the transcript of a radio show prominently posted on his Web sit
Matt Lewis, a blogger on news.aol.com/political-machine, said Tuesday that racist or not, Saltsman had sinned politically.
"Republicans who care about public relations also might want to think twice about electing someone who is either (1) out of touch with general societal mores, (2) lacks the ability to self-censor or self-edit, (3) simply doesn't care what people think."
Adding to the GOP's embarrassment was the revelation that another candidate for the Republican National Committee chairmanship, Katon Dawson, recently resigned from a country club that allows only white members.
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Yell  My  'LAST POST DIDN'T COME OUT AS INTENDED'.

BLAME LeFora !

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