Thanks for your support JD. It is appreciated. As for accomplishing something, I'm going to start early. If I don't win, I'm going to take over by force and form a brutal military dictatorship. ;)
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Uhhhh ... errrrr .... hmmmm .... Well, okay, Virginia, but if it comes to that, I'll watch from .... uhhhh, Canada. That's it, Canada. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Of course, if Obama wins the Presidency, and you want to run in 2016 - if it comes to armed rebellion, the three gay guys and two lesbians who will be left in the U.S. Armed Forces by then probably won't be able to offer a lot of resistance to a coup. 
(When does the next bus to Canada leave?) 
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You'll be safe JD. Any good dictatorship needs a good propaganda office, and I see a future for you there. I think your metaphors will be helpful.
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I don't know, Virginia. Even SSHM, as smart as he is, doesn't understand my metaphors, especially extended ones (those are the ones on Enzyte from Whistlin' Bob.)
Perhaps I could make a comfortable living in your regime from a few clever similes and an occasional lame comparison? I could always raise Goebels on the side. 
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Yep I think that'll work.
Pappy is going to be in charge of all of the water rates.
Art is going to be my ambassador to other countries because he's so nice he could tell them that I don't care what they think, and it'll sound very pleasant.
Wyatt and Angel are going to be in charge of my animal programs. I'll be brutal towards people but really nice to kitties. Ed will have the livestock though.
I'm working on positions for the rest of you that get to live. ;)
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Goebbels on the side! JD, you're such a ham - ster.
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I know, Fried. Virginia would also have to promise not to have me executed for bad puns. 
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We humbly accept the position of kitty-wranglers! Thought someone here dealt with mules and such ( or was that only jackasses?)
Your pick of Kaldas is spot on, Art could elouquently tell anyone to frak-off and they'd be grateful for the opportunity!
Either ZN or Hankey can be in charge of mudslinging.... Buddddie!
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We ALL deal with jackasses here Wyatt. ;)
Hankey will live, but I will exile him to France which might be a fate worse than death for him ;)
I'm exiling Zn to Homeland Park where he will learn to play nice.
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2016 ?
I want a job. Pllleassse.
I want to be the chief in charge of unsolicited telemarketer calls. especially those that interrupt Dinner.
You make the law and the penalty... you said you were going to be brutal we will see. Rath of virginia?
and I thought the saying was "Virginia is for Lovers"
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A-Venter you'll definitely be safe, but I don't know about telemarketing. I don't really want my people having a way to communicate with one another. This might lead to insurrection. You can be head of writing my slightly exaggerated biography or photoshopping skinny pictures of me.
Actually I have a funny t shirt that is appropriate given today's announcement. It says "Virginia is for Lovers, but Alaska is for Players."
Though the highlight of my t shirt collection is one from that says
"1980 Olympics! Let the Russians play with themselves."
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Virginia, I have pictures of you already from an earlier blog luncheon. Want me to start Photoshopping that biographical information for ya? I think I can shave a few pixels off of 'em for you (not that a lovely lady like you needs it.)
What? No, I am NOT not a male chauvinist pig. I was just making an observation.
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Please, I'd like to be about 30 lbs lighter and maybe a tan!
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Virginia, I can make a few recommendations on that tan (Carolina Foothills Resort, Chesnee, S.C.) but I can't help you beyond that.
As for the 30 pounds, I once lost 125 pounds in less than a year without even having to change my diet. Of course, I DID have to pay her lawyer $1,200, but it was worth every penny, especially after my sex life improved significantly. 
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I'm trying to get that kind of extra weight to stick around! Actually he does an excellent job of telling me how beautiful I am just exactly the way I am. I could lose the weight anyway but I really, really like food, and I really, really do not like exercise. Speaking of, I'm hungry. ;)
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I don't mind exercising, unfortunatly I don't have enough time to compensate for all the food I eat!
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I don't know about everybody else here, but I get all the exercise I need every day just flying off the handle, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck. I'm usually totally exhausted by the time I get around to my bedtime snack right after supper.
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I was all happy, ready to tell the family I had a real job offer, that we could possibly move up and into a double wide in about 8 years and here JD is offering to start photo shopping fer free.
I guess I could start on that bio thing y.. Surely could get a page or two ready in eight years.
"Father was in the Military".. Expert on Foreign policy.
"Teacher" Expert on Education.
"Burnt more than one meal" Expert on domestic affairs.
"Drives a vehicle" Expert on infrastructure.
Taking a break now.. all this exaggerating is giving me a headache.
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Those are excellent!! If I'm going to be dictator, AV, you can have any house you want, just kill whoever lives there. See, it's easy.
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A-venter, I hate Photoshopping. I'll send you the pictures and you can Photoshop to your heart's content.
Eight years? Heck, if you can get the job done that quickly, who am I to stand in your way anyhow?
Uhhh, A-venter? You don't want my house. I rent from a Democrat. Can't even move around for all those plaster busts of JFK and stacks of OwlGore books. I suppose it's handicapped accessible, but only if your handicap happens to be being a LIBERAL.
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