Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off
per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient.
In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other
perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be
back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember
that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.
Loking for a new Job!
That turd has moments where he's cool and spot on. I mean really - who can hate a turd that either totes a Remington or has a thing for the band Stone Sour.
. . . oh . . . and calls it right about ladder-climbing politicians.
- SSHM
"Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off
per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient.
In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other
perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be
back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember
that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
Try that at your job and tell me how it works out."
+1
Hey SSHM os catching on!
ever notice that the "I" key is right next to the "O" key?
kind of like if you type "os" and you ment to type "is".
you know what Mr. Hankey is saying?
Im just sayin.
