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Prevail, they served food at that place too? I never noticed that. I was always too busy applauding those wonderful artists.
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Oh I just got it! Duh! They closed that place?? They had my favorite interstate sign ever..."Free Showers for Truckers" I always wanted to stop, but I was afraid I might get syphillis from the doorknob.
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I supposed it's possible to get syphillis from a doorknob, ibviginia, but you'd be more likely to throw your back out from the awkward position. 
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LOL So when do we both get kicked off this thing?
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Won't be much longer if we keep this one going, ibvirginia. I think we should stop now and negotiate a simple reprimand from Nick.
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No doubt. I will write one hundred times...
"I will not talk about STDs on the Cocklebur. I will not talk about inanimate objects as potential sex toys. I will not provoke prevail. I will not make fun of our County government. And most importantly, I will not encourage JDTippett."
Wait, let's just get kicked off. I can't say any of that honestly.
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Thank you everyone for making this ole man laugh.
I have not laughed that much since The day Butch was trying to sell newspaper subscriptions to the online readers.
Opps did I say that? Hope the Lurker is not lurking. 
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dammit. there go all my tips and free grits.
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Ibvirginia, just having you back and posting on The Cocklebur is all the encouragement I need. 
A-venter, you started us in this direction, so thank you. See, all is not deadly serious on The Cocklebur. Liberals and conservatives can jawbone without throwing fists sometimes.
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Yep! It's all Aventer's fault really. ;)
And yes we can all get along, but for the record, I could totally take JD out in a cage match. I'm just sayin'.
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jdtippett
Your right in welcoming ibvirginia back to posting.. so from me ibvirginia welcome back.
I guess I didn't recognize because I didn't get the June calendar.
prevail
Come to our next blog lunch to see how nice we all are.
I disagree with my wife all the time, but we still eat together LOL Then she tells me again shes right!
Your right in welcoming ibvirginia back to posting.. so from me ibvirginia welcome back.
I guess I didn't recognize because I didn't get the June calendar.
prevail
Come to our next blog lunch to see how nice we all are.
I disagree with my wife all the time, but we still eat together LOL Then she tells me again shes right!
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You're lucky, A-venter. Mrs. Tippett tells me BEFORE dinner that she's right and I'm wrong, not after. And before breakfast. And before lunch. And ...
Cage match? I don't know about that, ibvirginia, but it sounds kinky. Sign me up. (Of course, it also sounds like something I need Mrs. Tippett's permission for ... hold that thought. It doesn't involve any doorknobs, does it?)
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I don't think so, but if so, I promise to sterilize them properly.
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jd you need to be careful, I hear dynomite comes in small packages..:)
I think virginia done been in a cage match or two! I don't think she will pull any punches!
and virginia ya need to watch JD somewhere in one of his notepads, I am sure he taught James Bond some moves.
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Not to worry, A-venter. I have some training and experience in defusing and neutralizing small, explosive packages. I've been married three times, you know, and I still have all 10 fingers and all 11 toes (although I did lose a house, a condo in Gatlinburg and two cars to the first two of those bombshells.)
As for having taught James Bond a few moves, I'll deny that. I can't even get his smooth moves to work for me. Every time I walk up to a nice young lady in a bar and say, "Bond ... James Bond" she says, "Lost ... Get Lost." 
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AVenter, I am hardcore, straight outta Compton.
I was in a fight once in 5th grade. I had to miss the Science Fair!
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