Anderson County Economic Advisory Board Link
For those keeping score at home, he has yet to:
1.) Provide a solution, viable or otherwise, for "fixing" Economic Development.
2.) Answer any real questions surrounding roads and the repairs therein.
I was told some time ago that if you see fit to whine, complain, and yes, bitch about a problem, you'd damn well better have a proposed solution waiting in the wings. Since you can't seem to formulate anything other than a complaint, allow me to give you a fix for the county roads. It's nothing new - I've posted about it/mentioned it at least a dozen times.
A.) Leverage the SCDOT - Peform road surveys (e.g., number of cars traveled, frequency of travel, types of vehicles that travel on said road) on county-owned road.
B.) Develop a county-classification system for county roads - Using the SCDOT traffic findings, establish ratings for roads.
C.) Develop a paving schedule/type of road/roadbed based upon the classification system (if needed, dig deeper roadbeds).
So yes ... there will be some roads that will and should be abandonded by the county. Logically, why spend $$ to pave a road when only six cars a week traverse said road, for example.
Just to remind you again Mister Wilson, I was born a Sandlapper and I will die a Sandlapper. I doubt you can make the same claim.
- SSHM
Actually, the title is The Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the Commonwealth of Nations. Sounds much better than just "Queen of England" :). God save the Queen, as I frequently say.
Prevail, I'm sure no one disagrees with your statement about sacking the head of a department or administrator if he does not perform his job well. Though, the discrepancy is whether or not they haven't performed their job well. You have yet to offer any sort of tangible evidence that any unelected official of the county has yet to perform to a standard suitable for their position. On the contrary, a lot of department heads, including JRP, have won awards praising their performances.
Mister Wilson,
Nice try, but it's a piss-poor cop-out on your part. Start naming what JRP has destroyed, with sources. Everyone would like to see what YOU BELIEVE to have been broken by JRP (as facts, supporting evidence, and matters pertaining therein are never listed with your mindless dribble).
So, you don't like my proposed solution for roads? Ok, that's fair. Let's hear what you have to offer to counter or improve upon my suggestion for fixing the roads in this County.
Oh thats, right . . . you don't have a fix. Well, maybe Dale Carnegie could offer some insight into this:
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving."
Well, Mister Wilson, I understand you are stupid and I forgive you for not taking action to correct the state of your intelligence. In the meantime, the rest of us will work to improve Anderson County, with or without you.
- SSHM
Any palm reader would say, after the audit (that has been called for) is done, even the smallest discrepancy will be enough in the eyes of at least two council persons to release JP.
Even a missing bag of peanuts from the Tuesday circus in the old court house council chambers will be reason to dismiss.
Can these two get followers?
Unsure of exactly which network below will pick up the action:
* As the Council Chair Turns.
* Days of our Council
* General Council
* Lost
Spin Offs could be.
* Friends / filmed in McGees
* Joey
* Anderson Legal
* or HOUSE where everyone is always guessing what to do.
How 'bout:
* Everybody Hates Joey
* M.U.S.H.
* The Hung and the Breastless (afternoon soap schedule)
* As The Worm Turns (another afternoon soapy)
* WAIM In Anderson (starting Dr. Johnny Fever and Dr. Ricky Driver)
* The B-Team
* Eight Is Too Many ("Eight Is Enough" updated, featuring Anderson County Council and Joey Preston)
* All The Administrator's Men (a tale of corruption at the highest levels of Anderson County government)
* Twelve Angry Voters (a history of ACTA)
*Simon Legree (a futuristic tale starring Ron Wilson as Chairman of Anderson County Council)
* The Devil In Miss Wilson (I know, I know - I'll hear complaints about that one) 
ROFL
We have to laugh, at least until January.
Oh I wanna play!
How about:
Have Expense Account Will Travel.
Make Room for Cindy.
Audit, She Wrote
St. Elsewhere as in "This really is your county government. Too bad this 'saint elsewhere."
Who's the Boss?
Ok, I have to clean my house now, but that was fun.
I hope they're laughing, A-venter. Otherwise, we've just made everybody on all sides mad. 
At least they can't say we aren't equal opportunity satirists.
Good ones, ibvirginia. Anybody else want to play? 
And....
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, starring Ron Wilson
20,000 Leagues Under The Jail, starring JRP
Houdini's Last Escape, starring JRP again
Stupid Is As Stupid Does, starring sshm
The Great Pretender, sung by Larry Greer
High Noon, starring Cindy and Bob
So Long For A While, sung by Bill and Michael
A Table For Two, with KN and JRP
How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore, sung by Funny Gracie
Caught In The Middle, sung by Tom Martin
Call Me When You're Sober, sung by Kelly N.
I'll Be There For You, sung by the trio of Moore, Allen and Dunn
Lost, The Final Season, starring Joey Preston and The Gang of Five
It's Party Time, starring Prevail and a cast of thousands
See, prevail, you can laugh sometimes too. I knew you had it in you. You even know the song "Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence. Somebody's been listening to a station other than WAIM. I'm telling! ;P
haha, see, next thing you know you, SSHM, and I are going to have a beer at the pub together.
Besides CERN is going to kill us all on August 9th when they crank up that Large Hadron Collider, so we might as well all get along.
"Besides CERN is going to kill us all on August 9th when they crank up that Large Hadron Collider, so we might as well all get along."
There is some humor there about CAVEs, Black Holes, and Singularities . . . I'm certain of it. Besides, the Mayan Calendar says we all die sometime on December 21, 2012. That is, if you follow that sort of stuff.
Isn't the new X-Files movie due out soon?
- SSHM
Anybody for some modified Broadway musicals?
* Ronnie Get Your Gun - Musical about Ron Wilson's re-election strategy for 2010.
* Damn Yankees - Outsiders overrun a sleep South Carolina county and attempt a coup of local government (FEATURED SONG: "Whatever Joey wants, Joey gets."
* Catfights - The fur flies when two women, Cindy Wilson and Gracie Floyd, fight for power in the South Carolina Upcountry.
* SHAME! - The story of a national solid waste management company caught buying influence in a South Carolina county.
* Ain't Misbehavin' - Anderson County employees explain their antics with county credit cards to an outside auditor.
* Low Rent - Story of the creative renovations of abandoned commercial buildings for use as government offices.
* Promises, Promises - A liberal doctor runs for a State Senate seat in a conservative Southern county using the only campaign technique he knows.
* Kiss Me, Anybody - A county administrator's big night out on the town with one of his male department heads (Film version: "Joey and Holt's Excellent Adventure.")
* My Unfair Lady - A Georgia woman finds herself in a position of power in a small South Carolina county, and sparks fly as she tries to find a way to fit in.
I should probably stop now, before Nick bans me from The Cocklebur. 
Well it depends on what kind of art you are talking about. Some people consider BS an art form.
